STATIC TV // 2001 – 2011

STATIC TV // 2001 – 2011

CH 1 – CH 104

CH.1: Zombie TV

CH.2: I’m gonna live 4 ever – Stuart Davis

CH.3: San Soliel

CH.4: Soft Focus Snuff

CH.5: The World’s Greatest ism

CH.6: The final scene: ‘I am human and I need to belong’

CH.7: In anticipation of Writers cramp

CH.8: An OK Start, a Fuckin Terrible Middle and an All Right Ending

CH.9: Market the Target

CH.10: BIG BANG, funny joke

CH.11: Mammy Rothko’s makes a great Baloney Sandwich

CH.12: The 1st repeat

CH.13: On the ate day the Lord took a Commercial Break

CH.14: Miss Spelt Shell Fish in Efficiency

CH.15: Saddam Bronson

CH.16: the Wheels on the Hearse go Round and Round, all Eternity Long

CH.17: Pay Per View (the scraping’s of the palate)

CH.18: The Start of Something

CH.19: Fuckin’ and Killin’ Mickey Mouse Style

CH.20: A duplicate of Ray Powers Wedding Video

CH.21: How We Fail Everyday

CH.22: The Power of Prayer (2 men watching the Telly)

CH.23: The Beautiful People

CH.24: A pair of tits and a hairy armpit

CH.25: The Dukes of Hazard

CH.26: Commander Marcos, The Friendly Terrorist (after R. Hamilton)

CH.27: I kinda’ think I thought I saw a second-hand something

CH.28: Silent BEEPER

CH.29: Zen and the art of making cheap chips taste sweeter

CH.30: The Irish and their love affair with Caviar

CH.31: The Real Deal, a Good Night In

CH.32: still live GUTTER VOMIT

CH.33: Batman exposes himself, whilst under the evil charm’s of Wonder Tits

CH.34: She was a Victim – before – she was a Richter

CH.35: A bit heavy on the Richter Scale

CH.36: ‘The Mushroom Party’, written, directed and lighted by Joey Albers

CH.37: The Friendly Terrorist uses all technological means at his disposal, to infiltrate our Homes

CH.38: Barney Gilbert and Beany George

CH.39: The Fortunates’ Teller

CH.40: Tomorrow’s Bananas’ Today

CH 41: Brando’s Bacon

CH42: The Irish tap into their psychological reserves in defeat and sing a song about how they cant be beat. (note: the paintings shit but the title’s great, it seems to fit)

CH.43: Q. What TEAM was found guilty in 1974 of crimes they didn’t commit?

CH.44: St. Patrick’s Day Celebrations in Springfield, kick off with a bit of lite terrorism

CH.45: The Avenging Angel

CH.46: Paradise: Lost & Found

CH.47: LAX ATTACK

CH.48: James Bond never dies

CH.49: An mBothair

CH.50: The death penalty on the edge of the 6 yard box

CH.51: No Pay: No Look

CH.52: The Bastard Son & the Sins of the Father

CH.53: GRUBS UP

CH.55: Very Nearly: Putting the Moet into Irelands Fat Food Fast

CH.54: Very Nearly: A Day Dream in Freddy’s Field

CH.56: Very Nearly: A Temporary Lull in the Autobahn Romance

CH.57: Very Nearly: Over-exposed Foggy Romance

CH.58: Very Nearly: Maire enters Bruegel Town

CH.59: Very Nearly: I’ve started so I’ll finish: Another Pointless Painting Exercise

CH.60: Very Nearly: Freddie’s Sunset over Holstein’s Highest Hump of a Hill

CH.61: UN-Inspected Places

CH.62: Joan Collins lets the mascara down on her 8th Wedding (A teenage Kirchner does a Franz Halls)

CH.63: Probably the Greatest Soap Opera in the World (When Joseph found out about Mary’s infidelity)

CH.64: Another Heroic Act of Philanthropy: $40,000,000 under the see (James Cameron’s titanic struggle to rescue the Dame-sells in distress )

CH.66: Scene from an Antonioni Film

CH.67: Probably the Greatest Soap Opera in the World || Episode 2: A Family that works together Lives Forever. The good boy Jesus invents a Better Tomorrow whilst Mammy Mary pulls up her sleeves and scrubs Yesterdays Dirty Laundry Today

CH.68: For the Love of Money __________ (the GAP between the ADS)

CH.69: If only they were Olympic Medals

CH.70: Aboriginal Boogie Woogie Walkabout down Pixelate Boulevard

CH.71: Bacon’s Money Shot || CH.72: Goya News Update || CH.73: (Every Painter should paint the Pope Series: #3) Paparazzi gets hip with the young and makes sign ‘Art you going for a pint’

CH.74: The Deluge: From the natural disasters of God series

CH.75: The Search Goes on for WMD

CH.76: Tree Cheers for the Psalms of Mordechai Vanunu

CH.77: Jack Bauer’s fictitious torture that the Pentagon thought was too strong to stomach

CH.78: Planet Slog

CH.79: Bertie the 53⅓ rd States Premier Petrol Pump Attendant undertakes his Ceromonial Role of Defender& Protector of Irish Jobs

CH.80: Gericault 2000

CH.81: Two Stone Age men hunting a Helicopter

CH.82: Killing the Messenger with Friendly Fire

CH.83: Sublimal Ad Reinhardt Ad

CH.84: The Bold Boy Jesus is punished for making a more uplifting Cross and invents a Terrible Tomorrow

CH.85: Spoilsports Of War

CH.86: One to Rent: “Don’t you hear that horrible screaming all around you? That screaming men call silence” (A scene from my favourite film The Enigma of Kasper Hauser)